Which M*A*S*H guest star said these lines?

Ron Howard, John Ritter, and Pat Morita were a few familiar faces that appeared on episodes of M*A*S*H. Ron Howard was Wendell on the episode, “Sometimes You Hear the Bullet,” as a wounded underaged soldier who tricked his way into action by lying about his age.

John Ritter and Pat Morita could both be seen in the episode “Deal Me Out,” and their characters, Pvt. Carter and Capt. Sam Pak, didn’t dissapoint.

Do you remember their special appearances? Can you guess who said what? Good luck!

1. 1. Who said: “You’ve got no clothes on.”
      • Ron Howard as Wendell
      • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
      • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak
   2. Who said: “We was goin’ steady, then she dumps me.”
      • Ron Howard as Wendell
      • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
      • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak
   3. Who said: “Earrings with a sweater?”
      • Ron Howard as Wendell
      • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
      • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak

1. Who said: “Read any good commandments lately?”
   • Ron Howard as Wendell
   • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
   • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak
2. Who said: “I don’t care about no pain, I just want to get back to the fightin’.”
   • Ron Howard as Wendell
   • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
   • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak
3. Who said: “You’re not sendin’ me home.”
   • Ron Howard as Wendell
   • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
   • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak
4. Who said: “If I want to chew the fat, I’ll eat a sandwhich.”
   • Ron Howard as Wendell
   • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
   • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak
5. Who said: “Stuff it, Major.”
   • Ron Howard as Wendell
   • John Ritter as Pvt. Carter
   • Pat Morita as Capt. Sam Pak